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About

I work as a Web Designer for Energetics, Inc in Columbia, MD.  I’m infatuated with CSS.  I’m married.  We live with two cats (Roscoe and Jules) and a dog (Bella).  I can’t wait for a Noel Gallagher solo project.  I believe in Mobil 1 synthetic oil.  I cannot live without Hoison sauce (Koon Chun makes the best).  My life revolves around the Internet.  I play an Epiphone Casino and a Yamaha acoustic given to me by a good friend.  Pinkerton is the best Weezer album hands down.  I drink my coffee black.  Mountain Hardwear makes the best gear (sorry TNF fans).  Guinness is my default beer choice.  I used to be really good at beer pong.  I hate to love the Buffalo Bills.  No one watches hockey in Baltimore.  The best speakers come from Canada and I really don’t know why.  Bone-in meat is always better than boneless.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife


Our dog Bella

Our dog Bella...


Crazy Roscoe

Crazy Roscoe...


Lovable Jules

Lovable Jules...